ten most whackadoodle things taylor has done on this tour?
- Eating a bug
- Emotional intelligence “betty” speech
- “Lover” slut drop
- “WHAT THE FUCK *laugh giggle*” at the trap door oopsie after that one acoustic set
- “YBWM” booty pops wHY
- Every single variation of ‘no’ after “Do the girls back home touch you like I do?”
- Almost kidnapping a child she gave the “22” hat to
- The scarper panic “swift af boi” sprint backstage when the reputation trap door did not open
- Smacking the shit out of the Lover mic and yelling into it when it stopped working what a dork dherhrhffjfjfj
- Stuffing guitar pick she found on the ground into her bra
Bonus:
- “She didn’t acknowledge evermore’s birthday”
- “What is it you guys say? Mother is mothering?” ejfhawjherhr GIRL STOP
- “If you plail to plan” djvhejrh
- “Sapphire tears on myspace”
https://twitter.com/visoncorneliast/status/1688303871980969984?s=46
Taylor what was this 🥵
vocal insanity
Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’
1. Ken
- little cowboy hat
- doctor who
- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹
8.5 out of Ken
2. Ken
- less fun lil cowboy hat
- gets to be douche bro president Ken
- related to Chris evans maybe?
- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss
5 out of Ken
3. Ken
- back flipping Ken
- excellent dancer
- gives serious steal ur girl energy
- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)
- served some mad cunt
9 out of Ken
4. Ken
- possibly my favourite Ken
- always has Ken’s back
- very goofy dancer 💜
- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar
- recipient of the holy pimp coat
- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken
10 out of Ken
5. Ken
- THE Ken
- he’s kenough 🥲
- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses
- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen
- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…
-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)
“I’ve got my crimey eyes wide open, okay? I just gave a very menacing look to a guy who almost littered.”
HARLEY QUINN 4x02 “B.I.T.C.H.”
i’m thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language
but mostly i’m thinking of this:
in case nobody had guessed, i’m touchstarved.
also this!
i had this image in my head but i found it again <3
a hug is the universal expression of love!!!
This too:
What’s that on your neck?
peopIe who fall asleep right away freak me out. don’t u bitches have thoughts ????
Laura and Ashley telling each other they love each other mid game is the reason I live…
Having thinking thoughts about how Laudna named herself after a tincture (Laudanum) that has the power to heal and soothe pain but in large quantities can kill. Something something about believing in her own ability to do good while also being terrified of her own potential for violence and destruction. Etc.
A giant demon: *manifests horrors beyond comprehension to try and frighten Imogen*
Imogen: jokes on you I’m into that shit